These past few weeks I’ve been getting more and more emails from my future college, and now they’re coming steadily every day, but today I got the first one I really cared about, which is the one that told me who my roommate will be. Like a month or so ago I had to send in a questionnaire that asked me things about what I want my roommate to be like. I just ignored all the survey questions and wrote “I don’t give a fuck, as long as he’s hot.”
Not really. I answered everything honestly. I want a good roommate. But I have to admit every time I marked down my answers I thought “Would this match up with what a really hot guy would say?!”
So I got the email and right away I looked him up on facebook and looked at everything about his profile that I could, but haven’t added him yet, because I didn’t want to seem creepy and desperate.
I’m so cool, right?
I wonder if he would also think it’s creepy that I already have an idea of how things will play out when we’re living together. Well, actually I have a lot of ideas. In most of my ideas, my roommate is shirtless and super ripped, and he’s usually saying something to me like, “Hey, you up for a shower?” and “Mind if I jerk off right now? Yeah I mean RIGHT NOW,” and “Wanna give me a hand with this?”
Anyway, there are a million porno-situations that could play out in a college dorm room, and I think I’ve thought of almost every last one of them. In detail.
But, back to reality. I can’t tell much from his facebook page, most of his stuff is private. But let’s just say that from what I can see my imagination is still running pretty actively.
All this shit aside though: I’m kind of nervous about sharing such a small space with someone, for months and months. I’ve always had a room to myself. What if we don’t get along… or… what if he finds out I’m gay, and freaks out…?
I’ve said this before, but I think way too much.
Okay, reading back over this post I think it’s definitely the creepiest one I’ve written yet. Oh well, no shame, clicking PUBLISH